Definition
Vanity metrics
Surface numbers like likes that feel good but do not reflect real value.
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Metrics that feel positive but don't predict revenue, retention, or business health: signups, app downloads, page views, press mentions that cause a spike. The danger is that they can sustain founder confidence through a PR or launch cycle while actual product-market fit is absent. Pirate metrics (retention, referral, revenue) are the corrective — they measure whether users are genuinely engaged, not just acquired.
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